I sold and got rid of so much stuff this weekend and everything else I’m just gonna give away to these sweet babies in my neighborhood who were shopping for their family yesterday and IT FEELS GOOD

My best customers are these sweet babies from a family of five kids and they’re telling me stuff about how their family doesn’t have a lot of money right now so people come over from their church and give them dinners and stuff for the newborn baby and this girl just tried to buy my mini crockpot to give to her mom

AND I WAS NEVER THAT SELFLESS AS A KID THIS IS BREAKING MY HEART HER FAMILY CAN HAVE ALL MY THINGS FOR FREE

"TERRI?! TOM?!! Which one of you is stronger?!!! I’ve got a partially dead squirrel in my kitchen and I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!"

My neighbor shrieking for help regarding a wounded squirrel in her kitchen that she had trapped in a pot…to which my dad pointed out my mom as the stronger one.

My neighbors may scare away customers from a garage sale but they’ve always kept it entertaining.

people are so weird

unbelievable 

"Your hair is like a tangled barbie!"

—the sweet patient woman who cut my hair

lookin at all my school debt and trying not to lose it but

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

plizm:

Ashley Mackenzie